Bums and beards
Maidie, ask if you wanna

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars


learning-2love-myself:

mind-of-the-mental-patient:

learning-2love-myself:

mind-of-the-mental-patient:

During the government shutdown I got drunk during school and kept asking this girl to marry me “while the government wasn’t looking”

You and I have true friendship.

That wasn’t even you, you’re just the one who got me drunk :p

YOU ASKED EVERYONE TO MARRY YOU

copenhagenseven:

*sits during math test contemplating life*