Bums and beards
Maidie, ask if you wanna

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(Source: estpolis)


postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

(Source: postllimit)


ridge:

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it


folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss


bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

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molgars:

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE


flexing muscles sit-ups abs lifting weights push-ups physical activity running football biceps


slotato:

boomitsnialler:

if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting 

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are you raven symone

(Source: okaywork)


thisisbodypos:

all boobs are good boobs

all stomachs are good stomachs

all thighs are good thighs 

all bodies are good bodies

yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it


brobecks:

i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory


wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer


jordieham:

i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away

(Source: largeloka)

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